Wednesday, January 25, 2017

Frozen turds SLAM POEM

Frozen turd man

you shat...
all over the scat
platform -- for
to think that you are


you pooped n'
scooped and
now it's in
the freezer
just to please

thirty minutes
later, you are
sucking it
fucking it
Captain Kirk
and roughing IT!

you sick fuck.
do you honestly
enjoy the frozen T's?
the T's are the beez
kneez? Pleez....
but I guess it's free...

I'm the Jack Sparrow
of non-sense ramble
and you're the feces
queen that all of
our scat-cats
love to see

Sunday, January 8, 2017

2017 Shatter McShattyton

Shatter McShattyton
you like to
eat watermelon?

Dawg you
stank like the crank
whores, fat with cash

Eat an ass
shat shat shat
eat my ass

Better yet, get
shit on fast
you crud butt fuck