Sunday, June 19, 2016

Surfing and (not in) China

I saw someone from China viewed my poem(s)...so I thought I'd write a poem about China...dudes!

I hear the surf
is gnarly
in other place,
man.

I hear the rip-
cord suits
ain't as popular
as business suits

...in like China and stuff
...they also wear poverty
if they work factory
or field 

Although, I'm
not sure,
because I've
never fucking been

Wednesday, June 15, 2016

Suck on that fat butthole

Butthole fat
is it whack?

Bruh, it's tasty
like when I
crave waves
when I shave
pave, lay babes

Butthole fat
big enough
to fun
tongue
eat
eat
eat
eat
Phat butt.

Friday, June 10, 2016

Fisting ass

One time in france
I got caught by
some lame dad
fisting his daughter's
ass

I told him
"stink fist ain't sex"
he said
"fuck you"
I scrammed

Lesson to
be learned
to be told
ass fisting stories
never get old.

Tuesday, June 7, 2016

shitty parallel metaphor? Or something...it's about skateboarding and buttsex...

I hand plant
phat
skateboard
above
my
head

I hand
plant
this seed
of mine
into
ass


No kids
just slappin'
butt and
sticky fingers
lick it
tasty

buttsex
breeds
ass cancer
...probably
I don't really
know


Monday, June 6, 2016

eating phat shit

I call this poem "eating phat shit"

You tell me what it's about...


I took a
fucking
look
then
an accidental
dive,
bitch...
I fell hard
into that
gnarly
and phat
shitter hole
took a
while to
get UP. 
and breathe