Tuesday, August 27, 2013

Frat Dudes

I saw these frat
dudes
and some
were pretty
fat dudes

but they
gave me free
beer and
snacks to
eat

so they
are cool
in
my cool
book

Sunday, August 25, 2013

breakfast muchies

I wake up
bake up
and


since my homies flake WHAT!?

I eat alone
in the
comfort


of my dome.

Wednesday, August 14, 2013

new boat blues

my friend
got boat
boat be
cool

for wake-
board
shrap
dude

I'd like
see
that
chick

I saw
today
super
naked

but
I
didn't
get
to

been a while crocadiles!

I've been doing
babe hunting
and shit like
that

surfboard
cracked
that shit was
whack

skateboard
tool
got stolen
how gay


I need a
coors light
to make the
day not gay