Thursday, November 29, 2012

i get so stinky
on that board
what does stinky mean?

it means righteous
riding
its like sick
but in better form

its a lifestyle
and it is totally
killer

Friday, November 23, 2012

did some sit ups today and I was thinking...

Abs can be sore
but when you
get gnarly on your
board, you can
get extra gnar
stank on some
tasty
excellent
groovy
WAVES
if your pack
is
six


Tuesday, November 20, 2012

I see like some waves
and they are gnarly
and I say shoots bra
to my cuz
in hawaii

if you like waves
I crave 'em too
Kraven Waves
is what you need
on your mind

sha

Sunday, November 18, 2012

No surf no problem
I get nasty stinky
on that long board
it is gotta be gnar
righteous sick
when
I catch a groove
and tunes are coming
through my rockin' buds
and my buds are behind me

Thursday, November 15, 2012

Falling gnarly

So I took this totally gnarly spill off my board into that famous pier that other people like to surf around as well. Anyway here is my poem for today:

Spillin'

Gnarly Spill
you are not very chill
when I get up and
wipe the blood of my chin
That's when I say

"touché" gnarly spill
you messed up my face
and I can't fight you
because you are not a bro

Wednesday, November 14, 2012

Aloha! I was groovin' some tasty waves during the summer. Something came to me in a really cool way.


I was thinking what if surfing wasn't all about babes?



So I wrote this rad poem called surfer babe


Surfer babe

I am glad you are so excellent
you give meaning to my shred
surfer babe, I ride the wave

Look at me getting groovy
with the tube ride
surfer babe is not bogus

sometimes things are
choppy chop,
but surfer babe is not

Tuesday, November 13, 2012

Same day postage. You're welcome!

I was waxing the board today and a thought occurred. Why do longboards have to have wheels.

A board could just to slide down the road if it was butter right? Mr. Zogs could probably make sand paper smooth.

Anyway here is my poem about road board. I made the words blue for symbology purposes.


road board
why are you hiding?
It's like you don't
exist
which is pretty lame

road board

you could make the
street surfing
a new thing

road board

get out of
non existence
because I need you

road board

you could
make me
happy

Day 1 bra

Whats up bro and broets. My name is Kraven Waves. My working stiff parents gave me a bogus real name, but I kicked it to the curb like surf wax that isn't Mr. Zogs.
I write gnar poems about my tubular lifestyle and I want the tubular world to know how incredibly rad of a dude I am. I write like in the library and like after a good day of wave shrap.  I also get pretty stinky on that long board, so you're gonna re-live me through my words and my art.

I'll post like one a day of something, so keep coming back everyday so you can enlighten the world with my  speak speak!


Broem #1

I like waves
bros can be jealous
Kraven Waves is not
Kraven Waves wants
one thing
bet you can tell by the name