Tuesday, December 25, 2012

xmas dave!

I hit the wave
with xmas dave

he likes shrap
like a lot

if you are gnarly
ride your harly

to the wave
or shrap pave

xmas dave
hes my fav!

Monday, December 24, 2012

krave that... you know already...

x-mas poem cats!

give me shrap or give me pave
and give me the waves that I crave

if you get funky on that board
then the you can be the funky lord

if you get sick and do that trick
of showing off your gigantic stick

you get awesome with those who care
the grind you shrap will be fair

Kraven them waves!

Sunday, December 23, 2012

dream of surf

give me those white caps
I'll deal
getting my groovy on
thats how I feel

I hot dog and hang
with my fingers
oh yea, handstand

If you get nasty
sick on that
board of surf
your in good company


I krave waves hard
hard like my six-pack


I get uber gnarly on
that mid-west music

because if you
crave the wave
in the land-locked pave...

you surf and turf

Saturday, December 22, 2012

A couplet (haha sick poem word!) and a thought

I get gnar on that chunky
when waves are funky


I get pretty naked
when I'm in the shower

Monday, December 17, 2012

new day new shrap

It isn't everyday
I get to shrap the wave
sometimes I do other

like look at
rad cars online
and imagine babes
in them

sometimes I
read surf magazine
and rip out the pages
instead of buying the mag

I like to live simple
but with passion as well
I get funky stinky
on life, always

Sunday, December 16, 2012

check it out!

check out this tasty poem brehs!

I like my waves
like I like my babes
I like my tune
to be monsoon
I like a board that gives
but doesn't break
my style is legend
so don't you hate

Saturday, December 15, 2012

Poem again today breh!

Thankful for the day.

I get righteous funky
with boards
becuase boards
cure boredom

My wet suit
is rad, because
it keep my
junk warm

I like babes
becuase without
there are no
little righteous shrappers

Wednesday, December 12, 2012

New Poem dudes!

Sorry I haven't posted everyday everybody. But i have been busy getting verticle on some indoor skate. I took a gnarly spill or two but its all chill.

I krave
its in my

I krave
I do it

I krave
I skate

I krave

Tuesday, December 11, 2012

A new poem. I feel like a short one today!

Kraven Waves cool
Kraven Waves righteous
getting so gnarly
let's all have a party

Thursday, November 29, 2012

i get so stinky
on that board
what does stinky mean?

it means righteous
its like sick
but in better form

its a lifestyle
and it is totally

Friday, November 23, 2012

did some sit ups today and I was thinking...

Abs can be sore
but when you
get gnarly on your
board, you can
get extra gnar
stank on some
if your pack

Tuesday, November 20, 2012

I see like some waves
and they are gnarly
and I say shoots bra
to my cuz
in hawaii

if you like waves
I crave 'em too
Kraven Waves
is what you need
on your mind


Sunday, November 18, 2012

No surf no problem
I get nasty stinky
on that long board
it is gotta be gnar
righteous sick
I catch a groove
and tunes are coming
through my rockin' buds
and my buds are behind me

Thursday, November 15, 2012

Falling gnarly

So I took this totally gnarly spill off my board into that famous pier that other people like to surf around as well. Anyway here is my poem for today:


Gnarly Spill
you are not very chill
when I get up and
wipe the blood of my chin
That's when I say

"touché" gnarly spill
you messed up my face
and I can't fight you
because you are not a bro

Wednesday, November 14, 2012

Aloha! I was groovin' some tasty waves during the summer. Something came to me in a really cool way.

I was thinking what if surfing wasn't all about babes?

So I wrote this rad poem called surfer babe

Surfer babe

I am glad you are so excellent
you give meaning to my shred
surfer babe, I ride the wave

Look at me getting groovy
with the tube ride
surfer babe is not bogus

sometimes things are
choppy chop,
but surfer babe is not

Tuesday, November 13, 2012

Same day postage. You're welcome!

I was waxing the board today and a thought occurred. Why do longboards have to have wheels.

A board could just to slide down the road if it was butter right? Mr. Zogs could probably make sand paper smooth.

Anyway here is my poem about road board. I made the words blue for symbology purposes.

road board
why are you hiding?
It's like you don't
which is pretty lame

road board

you could make the
street surfing
a new thing

road board

get out of
non existence
because I need you

road board

you could
make me

Day 1 bra

Whats up bro and broets. My name is Kraven Waves. My working stiff parents gave me a bogus real name, but I kicked it to the curb like surf wax that isn't Mr. Zogs.
I write gnar poems about my tubular lifestyle and I want the tubular world to know how incredibly rad of a dude I am. I write like in the library and like after a good day of wave shrap.  I also get pretty stinky on that long board, so you're gonna re-live me through my words and my art.

I'll post like one a day of something, so keep coming back everyday so you can enlighten the world with my  speak speak!

Broem #1

I like waves
bros can be jealous
Kraven Waves is not
Kraven Waves wants
one thing
bet you can tell by the name