Wednesday, August 23, 2017

Naked Brunchy

Naked Brunchy
fix my munchie


bacon with your brunch?
crunch crunch.

boy, the only pork you snack
ons, be dick


brunchy brunch
it's just
lunchy lunch

Monday, July 24, 2017

Jesus, prison sex....

Jesus and Prison Sex

surely you're surly
but don't call me burly

I tap rap animals
prison style in shambles

watch him lick booty until
his tongue becomes cannibal

write rhymes free-form style
jazz my whole plate for a while

surely, you relate on some gay
as prison

it won't stop until Christ has risen?
he be risen?

Thursday, March 16, 2017

Shady Fags

Normal fags,
like burning

puff puff

but also you
must be a
shady man

shade shade

you tried
to kiss me
and I was like

"bro, no"

And then you
started talking

butt stuff

shady fag,
you are
pretty gay

Wednesday, January 25, 2017

Frozen turds

Frozen turd man

you shat...
all over the scat
platform -- for
to think that you are


you pooped n'
scooped and
now it's in
the freezer
just to please

thirty minutes
later, you are
sucking it
fucking it
Captain Kirk
and roughing IT!

you sick fuck.
do you honestly
enjoy the frozen T's?
the T's are the beez
kneez? Pleez....
but I guess it's free...

I'm the Jack Sparrow
of non-sense ramble
and you're the feces
queen that all of
our scat-cats
love to see

Sunday, January 8, 2017

2017 Shatter McShattyton

Shatter McShattyton
you like to
eat watermelon?

Dawg you
stank like the crank
whores, fat with cash

Eat an ass
Shat shat shat
Eat my ass

Better yet, get
shit on fast
You crud butt fuck

Sunday, August 14, 2016

50th poem

half a century
of numbers ago
I rocked asses
and faces
with poems
not racist

You guys
licked ball
and sucked D
while I became
the supreme king
of cool things

Don't worry
I'll continue
this journey
with the dome
flurry, so get reading
my poems are breathing.

Friday, July 15, 2016

New dude

New Dude
you're a gay

Maybe you're
a Bobby Flay

I guess like
if you get down
on dick
 you like...

like to get
down on