Thursday, March 16, 2017

Shady Fags

Normal fags,
like burning
end

puff puff

but also you
must be a
shady man

shade shade

you tried
to kiss me
and I was like

"bro, no"

And then you
started talking
about

butt stuff

shady fag,
you are
pretty gay

Wednesday, January 25, 2017

Frozen turds

Frozen turd man

you shat...
all over the scat
platform -- for
what?
to think that you are
reborn?

SCORN!

you pooped n'
scooped and
now it's in
the freezer
just to please
turd

thirty minutes
later, you are
sucking it
fucking it
Captain Kirk
and roughing IT!

you sick fuck.
do you honestly
enjoy the frozen T's?
the T's are the beez
kneez? Pleez....
but I guess it's free...

I'm the Jack Sparrow
of non-sense ramble
and you're the feces
queen that all of
our scat-cats
love to see

Sunday, January 8, 2017

2017 Shatter McShattyton

Shatter McShattyton
you like to
eat watermelon?

Dawg you
stank like the crank
whores, fat with cash

Eat an ass
Shat shat shat
Eat my ass

Better yet, get
shit on fast
You crud butt fuck

Sunday, August 14, 2016

50th poem

half a century
of numbers ago
I rocked asses
and faces
with poems
not racist

You guys
licked ball
and sucked D
while I became
the supreme king
of cool things

Don't worry
I'll continue
this journey
with the dome
flurry, so get reading
my poems are breathing.

Friday, July 15, 2016

New dude

New Dude
you're a gay
dude,
maybe?

Maybe you're
a Bobby Flay
dude
...shady

I guess like
if you get down
on dick
 you like...

like to get
down on
iron
Mike

Sunday, June 19, 2016

Surfing and (not in) China

I saw someone from China viewed my poem(s)...so I thought I'd write a poem about China...dudes!

I hear the surf
is gnarly
in other place,
man.

I hear the rip-
cord suits
ain't as popular
as business suits

...in like China and stuff
...they also wear poverty
if they work factory
or field 

Although, I'm
not sure,
because I've
never fucking been

Wednesday, June 15, 2016

Suck on that fat butthole

Butthole fat
is it whack?

Bruh, it's tasty
like when I
crave waves
when I shave
pave, lay babes

Butthole fat
big enough
to fun
tongue
eat
eat
eat
eat
Phat butt.